Eleven Going-Ons In the House of April. Because a List of Ten Would Be Totally Cliche.

1. I took the kids to the mall for dinner. And JJ only got away from me once. Which is like a miracle straight from baby jesus.

2. The quad stroller was particularly awesome for restraining all three. And keeping them in there only took two dinosaur books and a chocolate bar. Lucky for me, I even remembered to bring books from home.

3. Before we left I hit the dollar store for sponges. And pregnancy tests. You can imagine the look on the clerk's face when I rolled up with my truck o' kids and requested ten tests.

4. No, I am not pregnant. Incredibly paranoid and distrusting of birth control, but absolutely NOT pregnant. I mean... he's cute and all, but OH EM GEE, HE GETS UP EVERY TWO HOURS TO EAT FROM ME. I'm not interested in getting pregnant. (yet).

5. However... in preparation of (one day) getting pregnant again, I have been practicing recipes for the eventual restocking of the deep freeze.

6. I have also been honing my mad budgeting skillz.

7. And rearranging furniture.

8. Because pushing couches and tables around keeps you warm.

[pretend there's a picture here of me keeping warm.
like maybe hanging in a snuggie or something.
because i would totally be doing that. if i had one.]

9. And it's still the frozen tundra up in here.

10. Seriously. We even lit a fire tonight.

11. Aaaaaaand, I ran out of things to write. Maybe there's a good reason most lists stop at ten.