EDIT: I texted this picture to my doctor. His official response is: inconclusive, test again in three days. In the mean time, I'm going to take a nap.
SECOND EDIT: Sarah asked to see more things that I've peed on. And, since I'm good like that, here ya go. The stick labeled '1' is from two days ago, the stick labeled '2' is from this morning. Any thoughts?