Wednesday, May 30, 2012

How to Throw a No Muss No Fuss (No Mosquito) Party.

No Muss No Fuss Party

My sincerest apologies for leaving you with such a downer of a post for so long.  It's been a rough week and I super appreciate all the kind words and condolences.  She was a lovely lovely lovely lady.  Who would not have wanted me to be sad.  Though it's awfully hard not to be sad when wonderful people leave your life. But like I said to my dad, the heartache of losing someone incredible is a small price to pay for having them in your life.

(True story.)

We returned home on Saturday and I immediately called some friends for a quick 'pick-me-up party.'  Generously hosted by Cutter.  Yes, the insect repellant people.

When Cutter initially contacted me to ask if I would write for them, my knee-jerk reaction was 'NOOOOOOO!'  Because I just don't do sponsored posts over here.  But they asked me to throw a small party on my patio.  And we all know I love parties on my patio.  And they sent me insect repellant.  And we all know I really very strongly dislike mosquitoes.  Because mosquitoes think I'm syrupy sweet.  (I am).  And since we had a jokey jokester of a winter this year, they're already rampant.  So, I said okay.

Okay!

So, here you are.  Post one of three. This one's 'How to Throw a No Muss No Fuss Party' --- I should note that Cutter did not tell me what to post about.  This hot mess of rambling awesomeness is all mine.

How to Throw a No Muss No Fuss (No Mosquito) Party:


Step 1: Invite friends who will look past the filth in your house.  Do not clean.  I repeat: DO NOT CLEAN. 

Step 2: Go to the market to pick up a whole mess of rotisserie chickens.  When they only have two rotisserie chickens just grab whatever else is available.  In this case it was 3 containers of fried chicken and 1 container of hot wings.

Step 3: Also get fixings for a sundae bar.  Because, duh.

Step 4: Also get beer.  But be sure to forget the alcohol your friends like.  Don't worry, they'll forgive you.  (Hopefully).

Step 5: Tell your friends to bring a side.  And swimsuits.

Step 6: Have your husband (or whoever else you can volunteer) prep the yard and spray the kids.

Step 7: Light citronella candles, chow down, watch kids swim.

The end.  You're welcome.

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Disclaimer: I was compensated for my time and provided with product for the party.


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