Sunday, June 13, 2010

In Further News: Google Is Leaving Me Clues. It's Like 'Where in the World is Carmen SanDiego' But Also Not Really At All.

So, sometime last week(ish) we discussed how Google is trying to hide the evidence that something very strange is happening to the state of Florida.


Except now I'm beginning to wonder if maybe Google is actually giving us secret clues to something bigger. A conspiracy theory? Government annexation? Aliens? Very angry divers with sharp instruments?

Want to know what I'm talking about? Well, this is what I found in my Google Analytics map today:

Florida is Now a Shank.

Here, take a closer look:

Florida is Now a Shank.

Seriously, folks, I did NOT edit this picture. I'm pretty sure I was wrong about my hungry whale with sharp teeth and kitchen utensils theory. This looks much too calculated.

I'm scared.

Florida is Now a Shank.

So, if I fall off the map. (Literally). Please contact Larry Page and Sergey Brin. Because I'm pretty sure they know something. (And if not, they're really smart people so they could probably figure it out).

1 comment:

diane woods said...

oh no! we've already fallen off...might have to evacuate to oviedo! lol

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