Have I Mentioned That I'm Turning *cough cough* Thirty?

One month from today.

And I'm not happy about it.

At all.

Mostly because I envisioned myself in a drunken stupor on my 30th.

But, clearly, that's not going to happen.

So, instead, I'm going to celebrate with you.

And a contest.

(and probably some Sharps).

So, officially, starting now, this very minute, nay second (!) you have the opportunity to enter to win one of three (3) gift cards to probably my favorite place ever. Target. Yay! On (or about... I make no promises) August 1, 2009, I will randomly pick three winners to win one (1) $20.00 Target gift card, one (1) $10.00 Target gift card and one (1) $5.00 Target gift card. Here's how to enter:

How to Enter:
- Entries will be received in the comments section of this post.
- First entry: leave a comment telling me you want to win! (You MUST leave a valid email address with EACH entry, I will not hunt you down!)
- Additional entries:
*** Tweet about this contest and leave a separate comment with the link to your tweet (not to your twitter account, just to your contest tweet).
*** Blog about this contest and leave a separate comment with the link to your blog post.
*** Follow or subscribe to this blog and leave a separate comment stating that you do so.

That's a total of FOUR possible entries!!!

But, wait! You can do this EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! So, it's more like a total of four BAJILLION(ish) possible entries!!!

The contest will run from now until Friday, July 31, 2009, midnight Orlando, Florida time. Winners will be picked by random number generator and will be announced (on or about) Saturday, August 1, 2009. U.S. addresses only, please.

I reserve the right to cancel or change this contest at any time for any reason. This contest is void where prohibited. This contest is sponsored and paid for by ME. For YOU. Because I'm awesome like that.