December 23rd AM: Salt Ornaments with Aunt Sally. Objective: Make salt ornaments with Aunt Sally.
December 23rd PM: Danielle's Nasty Christmas Party. Objective: Wear ridiculous holiday outfits, exchange "Nasty Christmas Gifts", imbibe, ingest & enjoy.
December 24th AM: Gumbo Limbo Nature Center. Objective: Get the Kids the Heck Out of the House for a While.
December 24th PM: Christmas Eve Dinner at Mom & Dad's. Objective: Eat. And eat. And try not to strangle the kids who are doing everything in their power to keep us from eating.
December 25th AM: Breakfast & Gifts at the Parents. Objective: Get a good family Christmas picture. (And eat. And open gifts.) (But, mostly it's about the picture.)
December 25th AM(x2): Christmas Presents at Dreena's. Objective: Open a shit-ton of presents from my grandparents. There is no eating involved. It's all about the presents.
December 25th PM: Christmas Dinner at Dreena's. Objective: It's all about the food. Okay, and the accordion. We heart the accordion.