I'm working on updating my 'About' page. (Or possibly developing an FAQ).
Any questions? Something you've been dying to know? Just plain curious?
Seriously, ask me whatever. It's cool, I'm an open book. If you don't
want to leave your question in the comments, feel free to email me!
Go ahead! Do it! (If you don't want me to know who's asking you
can comment anonymously, but please don't be [too] crass).
Doesn't this dialogue remind you (visually) of the opening
text from Star Wars? No? Me neither. Yeh. Sure, okay.