Sunday, November 23, 2008

It Only Seems Fitting...

...that Family Feud was, and is, my favorite game show. You can't beat two screaming families pitted against each other trying to figure out how 100 random whackos answered some really obscure question. And let's please not forget the especially handsy host, who is ever-changing, but consistent in his perviness.

Why, you ask, is this show fitting? Well, take last night for example. The family celebrated an early Thanksgiving at my parents' place. Following dinner a game of Balderdash ensued. (Balderdash, for those who aren't familiar consists of all but one player making up definitions to obscure words. The player not making up definitions has the task of reading the other players submissions and everyone votes on which answer they think is the 'real' one.) My mother was the reader.

After a few drinks, my brother became bored with the game and decided to have a little fun at Mom's expense. In each of his definitions he added the words 'Big Black Cock'. Apparently he (and everyone else at the table) thought it was ever-so-funny to hear my mom read the phrase 'Big Black Cock' (and sometimes 'Big Muscular Cock', etc. etc.) repeatedly. Oh, I should probably add that her mother (my grandmother) was also sitting at the table.

I am so *very* lucky to have hit the sack before this little gem, but I have been privy to (and taken part in) many a similar spectacle.


19 comments:

The Stiletto Mom said...

First? Yes!

The Stiletto Mom said...

Can I come hang out with your family? They sound like fun!

Keely said...

Your family DOES sound like fun. I don't think my mother would see the humour. Her loss.

Heinous said...

Lol...that is too damn funny. I should try that with my MIL...

Cindy said...

Visiting from The Neurotic Mom. Now, I thought I was a goof for doing that to my daughter when she was a baby. Your story is great!

sallymwoods said...

you have lost your mind posting these photos - I don't think they will win any contests...sad that I wasn't there for thanksgiving with you all! Love you.

Jessica Regan said...

Not really how I imagined the photos would be used, but creative liberty is all yours : )

Casey said...

At work, laughing my ass off!

Suzie said...

That is too funny

OLLIE MCKAY ~ A Chic Boutique said...

OMG ~ This is way too hilarious!!!

Anonymous said...

Big Black Cock! I love it! I have tears in my eyes from laughing. Shelli

Anonymous said...

Big Black Cock! I love it! I have tears in my eyes from laughing. Shelli

Sabrae said...

OMG! That is tooo funny!

Vered - MomGrind said...

Families are weird. :)

Jenni Jiggety said...

Bahahahahahaha! I love it! Are we related?

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

That's hilarious!!

And I love Balderdash!

DNIrish said...

That is the funniest thing I have ever seen and yes, you missed quite the eventful evening...it was truly hilarious!

steenky bee said...

Oh, me too! I would love to come hang with your family! Also, this is eerily similar to the Porno Password scene in The Cable Guy. The mom was forced to say nipple and it just sent everyone into hysterics!

angi_b72 said...

Too funny!!

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