Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Sometimes Kids Say the Darndest Things and Sometimes it Just Sounds Like Porn.

I took the boys to the science center today to see the souras (dinosaurs). Although, oddly, while that's the part Casey talks about the most, it's the area he spends the least amount of time. He prefers the orange grove, sewer, gator pond, fish tank, and trains choo-choos. But all he talks about are the souras. Ah well.


So this afternoon we ended our trip in the kids play area where they have "trains" to play with. One is a cause and effect type game where you set a golf ball in motion at the top and have to pull levers and triggers and push, pull, rotate, blah, blah, blah. The ball finally comes out the back end after you've gotten through all the red tape fun. Face and JJ played on this for a very very long time. Well, Casey played and Jonathan threw golf balls.

After Casey was done, he wandered to the big train where you can step up and play conductor. I was sitting several yards away crocheting something beautiful and watching JJ. I could see the top of Casey's head and noticed another, somewhat older boy had joined him at the helm. I didn't think anything of it until this (very loud) chant began:

"CIRCLE. JERK!"

"CIRCLE. JERK!"

"CIRCLE. JERK!"

As any good Mommy would, I grabbed my camera and ran over to see what in holy hell they were doing. Or, more specifically, what this older boy was doing to my son. Turns out he was spinning the steering wheel (CIRCLE.) and pulling the cord for the train whistle (JERK!). Hah!

Unfortunately, he finished his refrain before I was able to turn the video on.

p.s. is your neck cold?

12 comments:

Jenni Jiggety said...

Bahahahahaha! Out of the mouths of babes...

Jen said...

LOL! Beautiful, just beautiful. And have you no shame? You are just promoting your store every chance you get.




..... good for you. :)

Sabrae said...

LOL!!! Ran to see waht he was doing to your boy!! lmao!!! I would have too!!!

Rhea said...

That's so funny! Kids do come out with the strangest stuff and some of it just sounds awful.

My 6 yr old son told me was I HIGH today. Nice. Turns out his dad has been letting him watch some strange stuff on TV lately.

Your scarves are beautiful!

Heinous said...

Bwahaha...that's too funny. You need to get to this stuff faster so we can have video.

Erin, Nick and Merrick said...

You're Tuesday.

Suzie said...

That is too funny. hell I giggle when someone says duty. Id be sunk

Keely said...

...I don't get it.


:P

Anonymous said...

I am very embarrassed by this post. :-) LOVE IT!

Shelli

Carey said...

I saw the title your post listed on Denise's blog list and had to come read it.
My oldest son's favorite phrase right now is "How does that work?" The other day he said to me, "Boys have pen!ses but girls don't. So how does that work?" I nearly spit out the tea I was drinking!

Thansk for sharing!

Stacy's Random Thoughts said...

That is too funny! Thanks for sharing! :D

Nessa said...

OMG! Kids are so great!

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