Once a month Tradewinds Park in south Florida has a miniature train that you can ride for a dollar. I won't lie, it was a bit startling to see just *how* small the train is. But everyone had a great time, so who am I to judge a locomotive by the size of it's caboose. Insert crude innuendo here re: size of the ship, motion of the ocean. Basically, it was fun and that's what counts.