Mommy: [Reaches for a purse.]
Jonathan: Mommy! That's NOT yours!
Mommy: I'm just looking, kiddo.
[...a few minutes pass]
Jonathan: [Picks up a pair of earrings]
Mommy: Jonathan, please don't touch anything.
Jonathan: I'm just LOOOOKING, Mom.
Mommy: Please look with your eyes, not with your hands.
Jonathan: But YOU looked with YOUR hands, MOM!