So, sometime last week(ish) we discussed how Google is trying to hide the evidence that something very strange is happening to the state of Florida.
Except now I'm beginning to wonder if maybe Google is actually giving us secret clues to something bigger. A conspiracy theory? Government annexation? Aliens? Very angry divers with sharp instruments?
Want to know what I'm talking about? Well, this is what I found in my Google Analytics map today:
my hungry whale with sharp teeth and kitchen utensils theory. This looks much too calculated.
So, if I fall off the map. (Literally). Please contact Larry Page and Sergey Brin. Because I'm pretty sure they know something. (And if not, they're really smart people so they could probably figure it out).