Tuesday, May 18, 2010
[Scene: Garage where Wesley is doing something manly with hammers and nails. Probably also crushing beer cans on his head.]
[Casey enters wearing only his tightey-whiteys]
Casey: "Daddy, I have a phone call for you!"
Wesley: "Oh, really?"
[Casey reaches down the front of his underpants and pulls out an old cell phone]
Casey: "Here, Daddy! It's Uncle Casey! He wants kisses!"
[Wesley dies a little bit inside]
Wesley: "Um. No thanks, bud."