Saturday, June 20, 2009

Five Things You Should Not Say to Me. Ever. Because It's Rude. And You Should Know Better.

5. Wow, did you miss health class they day they talked about birth control?

No, I did not. I am well versed on birth control, menses, pregnancy and how the whole shebang comes together to make life.

4. So, you're done. Right?

No, I'm not. This time next year I will probably be pregnant again. But, I'm sorry... why is it your business?

3. You're crazy.

Yes, I am. Back off.

2. They must be a handful.

Yes, and a heartful.

1. You poor thing.

I am rich beyond anything you can imagine. My children are beautiful and priceless and they make life worth living.

9 comments:

Erin, Nick and Merrick said...

Do I need to kick someone's ass?

Vered - MomGrind said...

Amen.

Farrah from Wife and Mom of 3 said...

As a mom to 3 with a husband that wants another I know the chaos when they're all running around but know the killer silence when they're not at home. They are beautiful blessings!! Who cares what others think but thank goodness for family and friends who help out every once in awhile!!

Anita said...

UGH! Some people are idiots, plain and simple.
I wanted #4, but nothing else cooperated(egg and sperm wise) so we have 3 and I have to add that I'm happy with it. I got a late start on making babies.............but I would have loved just one more....
Enjoy yours!

Casey said...

I remember when Mom used to freak out when you would tell her to, "Chill," but yeah, chill out octomom-in-the-making, whew! Oh, and keep making me babies! nom nom nom!

Krista Neil said...

I can't believe people are saying that, and I totally agree with you. Whoever says that needs to lose a finger or something! lol

Jen said...

People! What is wrong with some of them.

iwriteinbooks said...

I shall defend to the death your right to have 18 children, April, ONLY if you promise not to put them in 18 matching outfits.

Erica {let why lead} said...

PERFECT responses!!

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